Birthday Piñata Card

In stock


Inside: Blank
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Made in USA
Quality printed, carefully packaged, envelope included
Design by Quill & Fox

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I usually always hate it when there’s a piñata because you have to get all blindfolded and stuff, and like what if you swing and totally miss?? What if you swing, totally miss, and FALL DOWN?? I mean I really hate falling down. I just like seeing what’s going on, I guess. They should do the piñata where like, you still hit it, but don’t be blindfolded. It’s still hard! Cuz they usually move it up and down, so you might still miss.

Mostly it’s waiting in line for my turn that I don’t like. What if I pee my pants?? Waiting in lines for things I don’t want to do can sometimes make me pee my pants on accident.

Anyway, I hope this one has the vanilla tootsie rolls, those are my favorite.

Oh god it’s my turn. Bye!